6. The Getaway Donkey
Assuming you’re a good enough crook to not leave any identifying information at the scene, you will still have to make your escape. The optimal getaway vehicle is a good blend of speed and maneuverability. Something that has endurance, range and most of all don’t stand out. Here it should be noted that a little bit of planning can go a long way.
Enter a gang of Columbian thieves. To kick off their crime spree they abducted a 10-year-old donkey named Xavi. Poor Xavi was in their criminal clutches for nearly 12 hours before the gang robbed a convenience store. They loaded their loot of food and rum onto Xavi who refused to cooperate. Perhaps he was afraid of being considered an accessory after the fact.
In fact, Xavi decided to do his civic duty and began making such a ruckus that a nearby police officer on patrol decided to investigate. The bumbling robbers fled and Xavi was returned to his owner.
